{"id":123,"date":"2010-03-19T08:56:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T13:56:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/?p=123"},"modified":"2010-05-31T07:18:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-31T12:18:28","slug":"i-see-gorillas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/19\/i-see-gorillas\/","title":{"rendered":"I see gorillas"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"_mcePaste\">For reasons I don&#8217;t quite understand, hairless primates regularly see religious figures in common objects. \u00a0This lady sees the Virgin Mary in the wood grain of her door.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div id=\"attachment_131\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/abclocal.go.com\/wtvd\/gallery?section=news\/local&amp;id=7335835&amp;photo=1&amp;pid=7335834\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-131\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-131\" title=\"wtvd600_virgin_mary_in_door000_031710\" src=\"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wtvd600_virgin_mary_in_door000_031710-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"image of woman looking at door\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wtvd600_virgin_mary_in_door000_031710-300x169.jpg 300w, http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wtvd600_virgin_mary_in_door000_031710-150x84.jpg 150w, http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wtvd600_virgin_mary_in_door000_031710-400x225.jpg 400w, http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/wtvd600_virgin_mary_in_door000_031710.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-131\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">image of woman looking at sexy gorilla on door<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>What&#8217;s wrong with these hairless primates? \u00a0Why don&#8217;t they see the gorillas? \u00a0All the sexy, sexy gorillas.<\/div>\n<div>\n<div id=\"attachment_135\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Toast.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-135\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-135\" title=\"The Gorilla Toast\" src=\"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Toast-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"gorilla toast\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Toast-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Toast-112x150.jpg 112w, http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Toast.jpg 375w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-135\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">gorilla toast<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hairless primates see religious figures everywhere.  I see [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gorillas","category-patterns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":435,"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions\/435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/theinvisiblegorilla.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}