People in gorilla suits are tarnishing my good name and reputation. First, they stand idly by while a neighbor’s house burns.
That’s bad enough, but then on Halloween, a person in a gorilla suit stabbed someone.
And now, two people in gorilla suits (and one in a chicken suit) punched a kid in the head and then stole his bike. At least it was the chicken-man who stole the bike — the gorillas ran away. Not very gorilla-like of them. Even worse, why are they keeping company with evil chickens?
I hope this isn’t a trend. It gives gorillas a bad name. More importantly, this might be the tip of the iceberg. These are just the gorilla crimes that were noticed. The smart gorillas are probably getting away with white-collar crimes.